Free Write

9/26/18

Free Write

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            haiku
Raised on rock and roll
Listing to bands like Kiss and Aerosmith
Makes me wanna sing along






2) Two 26 year old men named Jason and Jim Smith were both in jail on mars. They both tried to break out numerous times but both men had fail. The bail was set at 60,000,000,000,000,000,000 gazillion dollars. There goal is to get to the Atlantic Ocean evan though there was a hail storm. Both men had sent mail to see if they could get supplies shipped to them but was Jim open the mail box he cut his nail. One day Jason got a pail to break the Rail above his cell. Once that broke off both men sole a boat shaped rocket and set sail to the Atlantic Ocean. But the martian police were right on their tail hitting there boat shaped rocket and they fail witch landed them back in jail.




3) The cathedral bell rang witch meat it was time to get down to business, as the presenter was showing their slide show one person got yelled at for talking to the person next to him so they kicked him out and fired him, As the person get kicked out the boss grabbed him by the shoulder and felt their sweatshirt that was very soft. When the fired person left they left on their hourse and as they were riding off into the sun seat, The hourse started to scream in pain because as it was galloping it tried jumping over a hurdle but it's feet got stuck and they ended up breaking their leg and fell flat on its face. So the person decided to abandoned the hourse and stopped at the bakery and smelled something from the childhood memory that was Grandma's home made sweet sugar cookies




4)An alien from sector 29108 went on a undercover mission as Dr professor Nigel Mayfeild who was tasked with an assignment and that assignment was to go to planet earth, during his trip he eat too much junk food. He first stopped at the Lincoln memorial to try and understand why this stature existed. He saw there were three people in dresses guarding the stature. He brought a glass shaped bottle of water with him and when he got bumped into by another person he drop it and the glass broke into a million of sharped pieces. A projector popped up at the stature and it started talking about the forth of July and Nigel was very impressed and couldn't wait till he got home to tell everyone what he learned.